I live in a really bad neighborhood and my friend came over and we heard gun shots and she was like “ooh fireworks” and I just smiled and nodded.
The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing their hands in a wet t-shirt filled with jello.
*deep voice* yummy yummy
you can always tell who has the most social confidence by who blows their nose in class
Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably